A man walks into Google's offices and stands in front of the logo for Chrome they have on the wall, and tells them all he has cancer.

A creature lurks outside a house in the middle of the night, waiting for a chance to help itself to the Glop in the family's refrigerator

"nooooo??" a man high on some kind of psychedelic substance hesitantly exclaims.

A woman, covered in blood but still alive from her failed suicide by gunshot, tries hanging herself as an alternate method

A bunch of small, floating heads are in love with a man's skinless neck, most likely after some terrible accident

Jesus, about to be crucified, has no idea what's going on

A man, looking quite content, twiddles his thumbs while sitting on a burger from In 'n Out. Silly man, that's not how you eat!

A portrait of a blonde haired, blue eyed girl named Emily wearing a brown shirt, with her name written in blue script in the corner

A stoned Rastafarian looks to the sky, wondering where the inspiration for his next reggae hit will come from

A green piece of paper with "WII" written on it, also in green

A flying pig with a Rastafarian rainbow coming from his butt

A fish comes up to the surface of the water, where a worm on a hook is temptingly floating

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