My Afro is talking to me but I am not sure it's right.

idiot 4chaners spaming Doodleordie.com with Wii U wara wara crap as they die from accute cancer of the internet.

Loss of a close friend

Heidi Montag

Sometimes I sing into a salt shaker.

A warm beverage

Frankenstein's monster tearing at testicles

Invader zim reflects on a horse

Before there were rainbows, there was chaos.

Pink klingon bird of prey escaping fried eggs.

Solar vampire recharging... in the sun?

Like any good anime a green character is sucking the soul out of a blue character... through their eye.