Yo Dawg the KKK are burning mother-fuckin' crosses on our yard again! Go pop those god-damn crackers!

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Someone has lost their trousers on a grassy hill.

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STOP! You have violated the law, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, your stolen good are now forfeit!

A disobedient little bitch who doesn't obey orders!

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the tinkywinky and po killing an impostor teletuby

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A crazy looking witch with eyeballs hanging from her mickey mouse arms.

The fearless stick man takes on the great rainbow unicorn. May the best beast win.

Bernard, or as he is now legally known as, Brenda is now post-op and in bed with his friend Natalie.

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