A glass sword with a price tag of $9001 (Very nice drawing :))

Thought bubble coming off a black man. He is thinking, a globe, plus a red life saver equals lipstick and a glass of sandy water.

What a nice abstract drawing... Not really. Red lines, orange lines, and a red blob.

Penguins very confused, so they google search "EASU?"

When cats rain from the sky, naked men mow the grass and eat narwhals.

Pikachu refusing to jump after being commanded to do so.

NO DICK!!!! VAGINA ONLY!

An ugly watermelon.

A turtle saying he is dying and a man following him apologizing.

A happy German man walks to the toilet with a lovely paper in hand. There is a poop ring around the toilet lid and TP on the floor.

A smile next to a red apple

A perfect red square saying hello to a green square shaped blob who is sad and stating that he is deformed.