Running into a T-rex in the dark
"Ad Victoriam, Paladin."
sphincter ripping diarrhea
Jason Priestley has it under control
disembodied mouth spitting "pudding" into a pile (Dear God, let that be pudding not poop).
United States American pig-dog is clueless.
super heros as my little pony characters
white guy buying condoms way to bug for him
yolo, no homo, dessert (like chocolate nachos at TGIFridays)
intercom has something important to say
sun is harsh to smow peeps on winters day
robin beating bat at chess