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A genius bird is caught masturbating to owl porn

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A lobster is jealous of another lobster's gold jewellery

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A man attempts to call his mistress but his phone has turned into a banana

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Mars is jealous that Earth is interested in Venus and her big tits

A TV with a nice pair of tits

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A scarecrow with a soccer ball for a face looks menacingly at you

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