Obviously Aradiasprite.

Obama resigns from office to become head of the lollipop guild.

I'm just gonna draw a happy little tree here, and if you tell anybody about it, "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU."

Man vomits into a cauldron and demands his children eat it.

Terrorists reflect on their lives and their decisions just before crashing a G-650 into an odd building with long and small windows.

I've suddenly been imbued with the knowledge and the lifetime of experience from my dead lover, "Jack Shit"

WILSON!

MUURKA TURTLE KILLS GREEN NAH-ZEES

Friendly amish man is friendly...too friendly.

Lonely man buys service from a filipino transvestite hooker.

STRIDERCEST

I-I don't know >.<