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The thoughts of a person before they have discovered 4chan

DmC: Devil May Cry Pirate DLC

A whale is giving birth to a retard, the retard says "I'M A TUMOR"

After having discovered that Peach is in a different castle, Mario can only think ">tfw no gf"

>tfw no gf

Shiny 3 legged ant with no head has one of its feet stuck in a quartz crystal. It also says "NINJAS!"

Popeye couldn't afford a realdoll on his sailor wage so he settles with a pillow with an italian mermaid on it He is happy with his purchase

"No not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box"

A dust mite's eyes turn into lasers and it hurts him... not only on the outside, but the inside too ;_;

Anthropomorphous angler fish puts on invisible shoes

Plot summary of ET2: ET returns and has gotten too fat from the american way of living