A black semen drop invading the thoughts of plant life.

The sight of a flower forces a man to commit suicide by punching.

I'd tap that.

The complexity of the delivery post man encountering the one he lives.

Spousal abuse of the explosive variety.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, EVACUATE THE CHILDREN.

Emo Megaman saying "die" while shooting his urine-cannon.

HOLY FUCK A DRAGON (OF THE GREEN VARIETY) IS ATTACKING YOU WITH FLAMESS! FLAAAAMMMMMESS!!!

A red circle being very descriptive about wanting to be like a lance from his boss.