doc scratch? more like doc fiesta am i right

dave just gave birth to a boy. he is upset because he has always wanted a daughter.

everyone's got long necks except for john, he doesn't even have a neck

jane want 2 slepe halp

so a man with a talking sombrero walks into a bar

IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS, HUSSIE

an orange man watches "jaws" on his tv, but does not realize the screen is a form of portal allowing him and the shark to see each other

fake horns

r4d1c4l

vriska<3john

lord english in the desert

kankri lecturing karkat about cerulean privilege lusus shaming and what have you