Are you a pussy?
iPhone = EyePhone = IlluminatiPhone, Siri backwards = Iris, part of the Eye. iPhone is ILLUMINATI!
santa claus on steroids
chimmy-changa man on a tower of pizza, being eaten by an extremely large Sarah Palin
splodge on the brink of humanity
a pair of knickers
hat and balls
canadians wearing M&M's for sunglasses