Campbell's canned tomato soup for your soul

A balding man finds the cure for baldness by sticking chewing gum to his head

A wired black man shows you an assortment of drugs

A hot air balloon in the Beyond section of Bed, Bath, & Beyond

A horse pooped out a red dress

Someone telling a chipmunk holding a flower that they "suk 2 much" and another person is laying on the floor dying.

A black man's dog licks a white person

Man with only one heart realizes he is, in fact, NOT The Doctor.

Doodle or Die

Flying cats try to land on the Titanic while its sinking

Doodle or Die

Two pimps on drugs

A pink elephant with a lollipop

A man got run over ny

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