A retarded guy clacking words on his computer

A carrot woman covered in butter having intercourse with a scottish terrier while on film

A gay getting confetti thrown on him thinks Gay is bad

A red plastic beer cup

An unusually curved banana saying "sing sing"

A lady drops her make-up all over the ground

Leonardo DiCaprio drawing Leela from Futurama naked

The carrot-men did it!

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How a racist person would describe a man of Asian decent

A flying dragon terrorizes Hollywood

A hungry sunflower eats a hamburger

An angry, laughing sun reigns down hellfire on an unsuspecting man

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