A METEOR CAME AND SUPERMAN STOPPED it WITH HIS fist

A purple iguana with a fat tail is staring off into the middle distance and saying woof. perhaps he is watching reruns of seinfeld

An angry man is trying to eat a pornstar with huge tits but she throws a porn dvd at him and runs away

A distraught lemon with nice teeth is emitting dangerous levels of gamma radiation over a brown bg and sayingWAT. Maybe he is just sour

A King is telling me I a sexy. THEN A METEOR CAME!2

Naked from the waist up elvis with awesome sideburns is saying this is awkward to a chick in a purple bikini on a checkered plinth.

A green goblin attempting to entice Pat Robertson to make passionate love to it under a full moon

Zygzagoon tattooed with the word cow in a box with the word yum outside

a frat bro riding a 747

A white pear with eyes and a face and pointy teeth looking to the right saying LOL wut superimposed over a lush and verdant hilly landscape

stupidsayswhat

A poorly scrawled version of the words "Barack Aone"