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A man jumps out of the Earth's orbit saying "Yay~"

A duck with a white "t" on it's head licking it's armpit while grabbing a grey pear.

undyingumbrage saying "HA HA HA."

Duke Nukem with glasses questions if he won the lottery.

A giant, blue eye floating in space. It says "Don't Blink".

Woman + Wrench = ?

A girl with short brown hair, red lips, and a black bra on is blindfolded and has many blue tattoos. A sword is behind her.

A man scratching his head, sitting at a desk and holding a pencil saying "How do I finish my poem?". His crotch is also on fire.

Someone with green hair, grey skin, and purple eyes shrugging. If you draw Homestuck I will dropkick your face into an ocean of pain.

A yellow eye on a green backdrop.

A lightning bolt with two black dots surrounding it.