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Another coat, how creative

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Two eggs being fried inside of a skull

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When there's something strange, in your toilet bowl, who you gonna call? TURDBUSTERS!

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GIANT FLOWER BEING INVADED BY WORMS, OH GOD THE HUMANITY

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The Soviet Union invades a clam! Politicians ask, "Why?"

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"Look Simon, all the lights in the sky are houses!"

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Abstract Painting of a Turd - Picasso 1952

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Someone flipping off a bunny while the sun sits there and silently judges them both

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A smiling turd named Silly

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