The previous user is apparently a piece of litteral dung

Three purple dots and a pink zig-zag

But try as he might, the man could never get his family back, not even with an obnoxiously large ukulele

The large gator weeped as he saw his wife and child be abducted by aliens

Please stop, you are making the poor man uncomfortable

A red lipped woman in a blue bikini stands by the fire, she is unfazed, her blank eyes seem to stare in your soul

A crab-like robot raised its clawed hands to the skies letting off various beeps upon realizing his eyes had been replaced with basket balls