A parent has allowed her two year old child on Doodle or Die and this is apparently its creation. Yup, what a masterpiece. -.-

And as the large slug once said, all love is virtual.

A hateful man chased a surprised rock while screaming death threats, after he found said rock sleeping with his imaginary wife.

A man outraged that his new home resembles the breasts of a woman. He appears to be taking out his anger on a moron who doesn't care.

A pine tree is making sexual advances towards a blue pac-man ghost who seems oblivious.

Pac-man ghosts wondering if they should be frightened of the black man's hairy penis, for they have never seen one before.

The pepper demanded 23 pints to the man with a gun. 23 pints of what? Find out next week on the Young and the Restless.

Shut up Caterpie! Can't you see that Pikachu wants to see the amazing drawing?

Abraham Lincoln found a dead ginger dolphin on his yard and is quite shocked.

Two people were having unusual sex when a large brown question mark floated in and exclaimed "WAT".

Sonic, while on his exercise regimen, walks gleefully through some chewed bubble gum, because he apparently doesn't give a shit.

A picture of a man taken after the 2012 Apocalypse.