you are what you eat.

Strange, very strange. I think its a steak with eyes.

Saint dickolus

A old person with thinning gray hair and Harry Potter glasses. Or a fire breathing donkey. (Ass)

Oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree what are you doing to me..........

That what she said!

A father catches his daughter watching porn.

I can't describe this wonderfully beautiful image from someones heart.

A fat stick figure drinking rum and going Dee dum.

A person asking aliens to help him kill a person eating toast. Beautiful.

My cat the ninja, off topic.

I love you, but i don't know how to say it.