No you're not hardcore...unless you live hardcore...and the legend of the rent was WAY HARDCORE!!!

octopus slender man refuses the chihuahau

the sassy snake emerges from under the lampshade

Richard Ayoade in an actual submarine.

Tony Hawk travels back in time and skateboards over the ocean to save Steve Irwin.

war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife

man with a golf hat eats pepperoni pizza. there is also a sideways :| face on his stomach if that's worth mentioning

FLAMIN' BANANA

Neutral Milk Hotel's "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea" album cover.