A man on a TV. He has draped cookie dough over his bald head and is very pleased about himself for doing so.

some green thing

that chimera or whatever thing from mother/earthbound

Dreadlocked orcish warrior with tusked faceplate.

"Itsa me!" exclaims the red M&M with a beret matching his skin tone.

Naked heterochromic man cannot find his way off the slight grassy hill

Mash-potater Jimmy is beaten by his grandmother with a dildo

Full-screen Satan

KKK member falling onto an underage girl's vagina

Dulce Bro (falling down the potato hill) and Hella Juan

a pale, ghoulish figure dares the brave adventurer

A small gorilla fighting off a horde of phallic objects