the grim reaper's new fro can't absorb all this lemonade

Momma had a chicken. Momma had a cow. Dad was proud; he didn't care how.

Mid life crisis.

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A rabbit, a dragon and a fox get ready for some extreme motherfuckin' yoga, but the rabbit just can't handle the pressure.

Social Justice Barbie Dolls are all the rage. However, a strange defect renders their head a distinct carrot shape.

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Sad clipart becomes disillusioned at the preposterous notion that he can survive without icecream stuck to his head, and regresses to such.

A turtle getting a nice visage of some bohunkus.

Doodle or Die

Undefined pissed off midget, with no where left to go. He finds solace in alcohol and drugs, and books it for the border.

isaac asks his bible obsessed mom about vore

The lorax decides to shave his nutsack, and use the hair on some tasty ice cream. The angry barnacle freaks the fuck out.

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Nigel Thornberry's throat.

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