Saturday Night Schedule: race cars, gamble life savings, fuck bitches.

sounds like someone on on catnip

Dave playing a prank so ironic that it isnt a prank anymore on Dirk

420blazeitmuthafuckas360noscopeifuckedurmumcunt

EatMyDiction

"and i shall call it, "banana!""

Drag Kermit

NOT MY KID!

New Years Super Extravaganza of Pure Unholy Awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taylor Swift coming up with a GOOD song.

WHY WOULD YOU KILL CHILDREN!!!!!!

Master Chief getting a piggyback ride from Arbiter.