Doodle or Die

Eagle-headed crocodile passes through a wormhole in space and time

Bees attack man with luftwaffe symbol on his head

Don't try drawing and masturbating at the same time, kids.

The Great God of Poo flings his shitty hand-dandruff over his feeble subjects

Girl looking at what appears to be the most yummy looking ice cream ever is blissfully unaware that there are two buttcheeks lurking inside

the queen finally flings her yellow snakes off a cliff after years and years of torment

angry bloodshot rabbit who looks like its going to kill me help

cry for the world

Superman carrying a sack of clean

What happens when a tank commander gets way too exited and shoots fire out of the cannon

God dammit Jesse, get the fuck back in the kitchen now!

O.G. was between the year BC (which doesn't exist) and 2015

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