A green egg ritual.

A half-eaten hot dog likes vagina.

A purple leaf covering a gentleman's manhood.

An excited blueberry.

A loser at the disco.

Four hundred and twenty "cum jizz," apparently.

New Chain

A pirate getting his groove on in da club.

An alien penguin has been left behind from Noah's ark. How sad.

An angry insect head.

A purple-haired lady with an unusually long neck has unfortunately just been run over. I hope she has insurance.

New Chain

A giraffe buying vegetables in Tesco.

Unhappy egg on toast, standing awkwardly

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