A green egg ritual.
A half-eaten hot dog likes vagina.
A purple leaf covering a gentleman's manhood.
An excited blueberry.
A loser at the disco.
Four hundred and twenty "cum jizz," apparently.
A pirate getting his groove on in da club.
An alien penguin has been left behind from Noah's ark. How sad.
An angry insect head.
A purple-haired lady with an unusually long neck has unfortunately just been run over. I hope she has insurance.
A giraffe buying vegetables in Tesco.
Unhappy egg on toast, standing awkwardly