"SHIT DUDE CALL 911 HE JUSS HADDA LUVSTROKE"

Blue balloon is sad. Red balloon is mad. Green balloon is bitter because he is in love with red balloon who is too grumpy for love.

Septioctal blob man with a dagger and Super Serious Business Mouse with his spear are ready to take angsty vengeance on the world.

Box o' spaghetti, bitch!

*LE GASP* "Okay...okay...!" *mouth agape*

Scorpion dog pukes licks a tiny apple.

A man is in a concrete dark room with no windows or doors but there's a table. No mirror.

Hungover inbred sloth face

A dwarf wearing a noodle strainer on his head, sitting beside a German flag.

Happy birthday to Michael Jordan

Doctor Who destroys the Daleks with one click of his screwdriver.

A one-eyed man is thinking "Nom" as he peers at a medium-sized mouse.