I've seen enough soap commercials to know where this is going.

A pawn failing to understand the premise of 'checkmate'.

"What do you mean my story's coming to an end?! NOOOOO!!"

A man hoping to have a waffle on an oddly-angled plate on a glass table.

Rocket-powered Flying Shrimps! Try one at your local ASDA!

"Well, God told me to do it!"

This will be the day the world ends with a bang - the meeting of the President and Colin Mochrie.

Cool story bro, but it needs more GUMI.

A boy wanted to be an alchemist.

Charmander vs. Marill

The internet has left me in despair!

Darth Vader hates cuddly toys, apparently.