A CAT IS SHAKING A SMALL ALIEN TO DEATH AS THE CATS OWNER WATCHES, UNSURE IF TO INTERVENE OR NOT...

FAT AMERICAN PROUDLY JIGGINGLY HIS BELLY

The world is feeling pretty shit on by the human race.

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An old man curls up for a kip with his laptop on his lap while picking his nose. He then flicks his bogeys

"OI MAN, STOP POKING MY APPLES!" SAID THE APPLE TREE TO THE ROMAN SOLDIER.

A mans head is being chewed by an evil chair

A sad cloud is bidding goodbye to its beloved rain drops

The puppy is sad that the tv us about to blow up

Hitler realises he was the biggest twat on the planet

A dinosaur wishes it was a mountain..

Trying to bring myself to eat a goldfish...but its too cute!

Two spiders with acne are having a swearing match

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