What happens when you throw a chicken and a frog in a blender, add radioactive waste, a baby's face, and a western hat on top of that.

Your stepdad, running his tongue up your neck, into your ear, whilst you try to make a good doodle on this site.

A ghost, making some soup. Heck, why would he need it? It'd just go..*places glasses on* THROUGH HIM.

A centipede's back home from work, exhausted, to find his wife sleeping with a moth. Completelly ruins his mood.

A giant tsunami denies a fisherman his catch, yelling at him to 'fuck off' before shit gets serious.

Everyone. Doodle or Die is in need of your help. We shall clense it from scum like Ghostplayer, By reporting them. Please do this.

Rage overload from Ghostplayer's retardness! He's persistant, so will I. Report him untill he leaves teh internets for good.

Sprinkles on my dick, fuck yes.

Ozzy Osborn when he was 12, acting tough by stealing some fellow's bike.

Ozzy Osborne when he was 12

A purple bowl owned by a mystical rune shaman, with one single strawberry inside, probably as a sacrifice to the divine God of penises.

A filthy ear with a golden earpiece, which gave the said ear aids, clearly shown by blood leaking from the entrance of the ring.