A very enticing advertisement for a well known dating site!

New Chain

Fear. Just fear.

"Why ever are you cooking eggs near the road, Grandpa"? "Shuddap Tessa, you stupid little shit".

Mr. Krabbs is a fucking BEAST at boxing.

Typical Republican National Convention speech. Also, why is that guy's hair so damn perfect?

New Chain

Courage the Cowardly Dog.

A man having sex with an unhappy dagger. I'm really confused.

Typical episode of "Different Strokes".

My retarded 5 year old son drew me a crappy picture of two cloud dogs and a turd; I love him so much.

New Chain

"I'm very tired; man I wish I had some coffee".

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