The white has eyes. It is coming to eat you.

John Egbert in final wind form (Homestuck is gay)

God shits out the universe

Somebody lazily hands me a 4th dimensional box of marbles instead of the 6th dimensional one I asked for

A ham cooking ham cooking baby ham

A gorilla discovers the method for turning DNA into bananas

SUPEEEEEEEEEEER MEAT BOY!!!!!!!

A brown mushroom singing a yellow mushroom to sleep

A girl watching the Lorax

Some guy telling off a fan that just wants to be a real boy

A man playing doodle or die and wants to draw two people having sex at the "We need a drawing- draw anything you want!" prompt

Robot Santa from Futurama's gonna Jingle Bells up ur ass if your not a nice boy this Christmas