Icarus duck

A disgruntled man with no arms can't open the cardboard box containing his new robotic arms. The irony...

Next time you chop up toast into soldiers, consider the feelings of that poor slice of bread...

One of the reasons why I hate humanity

A flaming man is about to be extinguished by a thick orange fire hose

Marvin, the heaviest man in the world, during the days before Isaac Newton invented gravity

An armoured beetle

It's hard to accurately write anything with a fat red marker pen

A pubescent boy with poor dental hygiene is using his telekinetic powers to levitate jaffa cakes into his mouth while his parents are out

Grumpy hicks

Pie-ception

Heavily stoned wizard doesn't believe you