Two kids find that their Christmas present is an eleven eyed slug monster that slobbers blue spit (duh) and poops white stuff.

Aw!!! An adorable, rosy cheeked boy dressed up as a jalapeno.

Big lipped blondie wearing a light blue dress saying, "I'm worth a longer description" because...I don't know why.

You're on Scaret (scribble scribble) ctics??

WAAAAAAH! a man crying.

A man catches you watching him pull off his leg and says, "oh. you."

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW I AM PINK

pink pianos.

Cover art of The Complete Dictionary of How To Die in the Middle Ages.

A man putting on blush. Next to him, text. And, evidently, the guy is most definitely weird.

no...sorry. THE END

A modern looking vase containing a butt.