A blue whale called Kyogre is drowning.

Barbie has just realized that she does not have a present.

Badass worm has just come back from 'nam and is having trouble adjusting to non-military life.

A batch of sausages covered in brown sauce and a pokeball.

A happy cactus in the desert.

Santa Claus bringing you a 10" dildo for christmas. Ho ho ho.

A T-Rex having some difficulty breaking down the language barrier.

green lantern playing golf

Mushroom cloud.

A cup of tea and a croissant.

chubby black cat is buzzing off some acid

Oh no! The disembodied head of a blonde woman realizes she is lying down on the side of her head.