A hippy sponsored by Mercedes Benz.

Greta is suffering from chronic depression, likely stemming from her husband's comatose state. Her husband, however, is having a grand time.

The gimp is not pleased with the distribution of the jimmies on his ice cream; they are decidedly lopsided.

Your goldfish, despite your downtrodden mood, remains optimistic that tomorrow will be the day.... tomorrow will be the day.

Felix got his ears pierced; he seems pleased.

Congratulations, stranger. You are now making out with an octopus. Fun fact: octopi have beaks. Good luck with that.

fingerbang

Young Sir Birmingham began to learn the ways of the aristocracy at a very young age. No one took him seriously because his head was huuuuge.

Zombie Nigel fords the river.

A dog got run over. It was possessed by Russian nanny (like the one from Men in Tights), which is now terrorizing some poor soul.

The Joker becomes a luchador.

I'll hook your anchor... if you catch my drift.