Man with sword goes around and chops 6 legs off every spider he finds. Neither the man or the spiders seem bothered.
The year is 2053, and robots have become sentient. They have started taking creatures as pets and blaming them for and wrongdoings.
Old man steals food from children while they're eating it, and makes snide remarks.
Someone is growing grass with herpes on their head.
Man with long arms shit himself because a see through bear was using the outhouse. Man and bear start to fight. Or the bear raped the man.
Dangled duck
SKWINGS
Nerd store.
Medusa is sad because she's never seen her own face.
Breakfast Bob's gone now. It's just me and you.
Disco ninja gettin' down.
A shit house.