a mosquito with blood-shot eyes and a comb-over

iHaste: the device for hipsters in a hurry

suck it up, magical rainbow unicorn. just because your legs got chewed up into a bloody mess doesn't mean you should cry about it.

Always take a banana to a party. Bananas are good.

SANTA IS BREAThING FIRE ONTO A CHRISTMAS TREE!!! Does this mean Santa's a dragon?

a lonely man makes passionate love to his high-speed internet

tiny pink snakes performing their mating dance

Lumpy Space Princess eating some muffins

a kitty who really wants to be kawaii, but is simply not asian enough

blind girl drops her glasses and bends down to find them while a floating dog head and a floating man head stare at her bum creepily

Superman woke up looking like a cow, and now he wants to blow himself up

YOU AIN'T SAFE FROM SHIA LABEOUF