Why not Zoidberg?

your breakfast after smoking 7 joints of weed

no looking at dat ass

don't drop the soup ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)‎

All hail lord jeebus

bird with an iron fist demands justice from a crimebreaking civilian with a square head

A cow smoking a cigar with an army hat thinks seriously

a black cat vomits grey stuff

Jeff is a hand because he killed a blonde chick

Orange mocha FRAPPUCCINO!!

Bender, Wheatley, and some other robot have a party

a stoned sun looks at a confused person