The Apollo 15 mission was going fantastically. Well, apart from the space-thunder-dragons.

They say I am just an egg, but I could be so much more. One day, I dream I may be an omelette.

Little kitty decides that silly straws are, in fact, the best

The purple octopus is trying to pretend it only has 7 legs, but he's not fooling me.

This partying jar of pickles is so old they were probably listening to The Cure when they expired.

4 billion years ago, life first formed in the oceans of Earth. And that life was pretty cool.

The empty, unforgiving stare of a squirrel who's teamed up with Dr Mario viruses to take over the world.

A severe coronary arterial blockage.

A recently discovered play by Samuel Beckett depicts a man driven to madness by the colour black, attacking people who dress in evening wear

For Goldfish, imagining that you are a shark is the height of escapism.

Spock reads about the internet's desire to see him dance naked on a horse.

It's clearly a banana boat, there's no such thing as a fucking pea boat. God, I don't know why I even hang out with you vegetables!