davesprite's glorious ghost butt

Doodle or Die

a discussion at the dinner table about the different tastes and textures of mayo and pumpkins

hussie tries dance but ends up losing his left leg in the process

dave explains that you don't ask about mayonnaise. that's not what you do with mayo. mayo is for sandwiches.

winking girl

mituna uses magic to summon noodles

america and canada peeing on england

a salt shaker who looks like a man beats up a pickle boy under the american flag

a man with no nose rejoices in the fact that he can not smell this womans atrocious b.o.

what she order fish filet

fractions murder a man's lamp wife

crowbar can't help telling everyone that his number is on his fabulous hat

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