tfw no gf

"Im sorry officer, I do not posses the skill of removing my eyes from their sockets without dying yet :/"

Han Solo getting gang banged by nondescript brown balls in a pair of baby blue splash pants. (Han Solo is rocking the splash pants fyi)

A Murder On Citrus Street

two very large men simultaneously stabbing each others home planet

Sad bean wears misty blue crew neck T-shirt in hopes of his fathers return

Five Nights at fucking Freddy

WWE Spider Cat about to unleash a can of whoop-ass on an unsuspecting pie

Secret drug dealers disguising their product as soap

questionably in love with satan

Pacman going all bad cop on a spooky ghost