Man cuts off his own legs with a hatchet. Let that be a lesson to you LEGS!

Foxes in love, about to steal their first kiss under a crystal clear night sky, the stars shining down through the perfectly still, warm air

Hello? I'm looking for a copy of "Fly Fishing by J. R. Hartley". Oh YOU DO?

Bender loves newts, he loves to hug them and hold them tight and tell them how much he loves them.

An old style gramaphone, with a brass horn, it is playing Kanye West, but with seriously limited fidelity, making him sound like a horny elk

Sentient pears are smug, but not as smug as a sapient kumquat

It's like Dali liked drawing S&M stickmen/women/melting giraffes

The previous sketch was boring, so you should just draw a fken awesome picture of a goat

I've got a great idea, lets market 'certified not jewish' puppies for the right wing dog lovers!

Benzene was the happiest little hydrocarbon in the lab, until one day...

Mick Jaggers new hairstyle took the music world by storm

Joe discovers that not only is punk dead, it's also what has been stinking up his basement for the last 17 years.