An elderly Asian woman shoplifting geese.

A red-capped mushroom grows out of a flexible man's butthole.

A man with a glorious handlebar mustache hijacks a plane, but realizes he doesn't know how to land it.

Three sad-looking bros. One asks, "how to GEATGAT?" One is stumped, the other says, "I dunno!"

Jake from Adventuretime kisses a Goldfish

A blue LLAMA with slicked back hair eats a veteran who lost both of his legs in the war, and bleeds profusely. His arm looks like a thumb.

A Bird-man eats a human in a diaper while saying, "BIRDMAN STRIKES AGAIN!"

Dyslexic doggy tee shirt

Comeupoutdawahta.

An anthropomorphic rat king

the circle smashed the square into a rectangle

boom goes the dynamite