A crude illustration of a naked woman which more closely resembles a cat's face than it does any lady I've ever seen

An enormous ant glowing with incandescent green light listens to a joke from a partially-visible person.

Tabbybeard pauses momentarily, contemplating how life could have been if Masie had lived, if he had stayed ashore that night long ago...

Doodle or Die

UGUUUUUU~~ blonde woman edition

The Planters Peanut mascot evolves into a turkey. QUICK HIT B

Two people comparing dick size. They are also pissing for some inscrutible reason

A geometric arrangement of dots

Eight light blue birds in box formation fly desperately out of a cave, screaming "CHIRP BITCH" at the inky depths.

A man wearing earrings and makeup.

Robber punches out Tim Buckley, ruffling his birdhair.

Ryu kicks some dumb-lookin' dude in the head, causing a miniature explosion and giving him a blast concussion.

Fetal Pikmin on an old CRT television.

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