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A young jedi tries to decide what color lightsaber he wants while a nearby alien fellates a car muffler

A bear attempts to memorize his multiplication tables, but gets stuck on the 7s.

A blonde hipster with some bitchin' sunglasses.

The dutch don't really get political correctness.

I really hope that's a candy bar in the pool.

Paris Hilton has traded her chihuahua for a pet rock.

Summer blockbuster! He's a stereotypical Mexican, she's a lion seal! They fall in love.

The most generic house ever, set in the most generic landscape in the country of Generica.

The cat tries to communicate with the pumpkin man by spelling out what he wants with refrigerator magnets

The noir castle was sucked into a technicolor void

The dinosaur doesn't want to share his twizzlers with the man.

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