a potted plant grew into an eyeball that is a pirate in egypt and speaks binary code to the sun while george costanza watches

Defeating a sandwich, only makes it tastier. Get off my Earth, Virginia!

a caveman experiencing a wardrobe malfunction. even though his nipple is exposed, he is more embarrassed by his deformed hands.

the normandy barely escapes from the evil space child

SHUTTLECOCK!

the view from inside the toilet

a foot chewing bubblegum

hipster dude with a sweet tan and awesome shades says "yo" to the viewer... nice.

its a butt!

4chan sux

horrifying red haired man. like seriously, dafuq

a blue ninja begs Woody (toy story) to have sex with him