Rainbow Dash is about to get avada kedavra'd by Harry Potter and nothing of value will be lost.

Zombie Bioshock

A blue coconut having an orgasm

In Elliott's photo album there is a picture of E.T. giving the (somewhat bulbous) finger.

I'm a navy seal and I will mess you up, kiddo. You're dead.

The last thing you see before Shrek shows you what love is.

A giant pink brain eats trees in a graveyard.

The sun shines upon a vibrator; alas, it is mains-powered, not solar powered, and it is not plugged in (in any sense of "plugged in").

YOUR first time.

Oh, kitty! You got your poop everywhere BUT the litter box! No treat for you!

An exotic dancer does the Bo Doh Dee Oh Doh dance while wearing nothing more than a grass skirt, a headband, and some jewels. Oh my!

A horse and an octopus consummate their forbidden love under a bridge, safely out of view of a society that isn't ready for such things.