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XTREME CARROT! HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! With his sword of truth he will rid the internet of the cancer, known as you.

king says argh no

I have no real idea and I'd rather not waste my last skip

NINJA TURTLES ARE FILLED WITH GLEE

Pig wearing a bunny mask

Homeless man sleeps

A Dalek in a fight against a salt shaker with a plunger

Zubats suck

New York wins. Obviously. Fuck off, California.

Actually, I do not.

cat stretching