Dwarves discover how to weaponize buckets of water to combat fire started by clowns

A forgotten beast. It has scaly green skin. It has leathery bat wings. It has a giant yellow beak. It has red eyes. Beware its deadly claws!

Crafter creates an artifact called "Staringnight the Watchful Glass". It is a rock tv menaced with spikes and oval ruby cabachons

Legendary +5 wrestler elf child

An accurate description of Gabe Newell's non-video game related hobbies.

A map of a maze that clearly has no entrance or exit. The map has a red circle around a red x stating "You are here, forever!"