Someone is whispering softly "I win" to someone else

Spongebob Squarepant's unlicensed derivative, Spongy McBrown.

A purple tube(?) is calling bullshit on something the green one said

Holy shit.

A very cute cat

Someone is about to call Drake on his cellphone.

A candy apple named Mandingo tells nyan cat that nobody likes him. It is a sick burn.

Mushroom man gets high and decries abstract art

Katia Managan

An alien laughs as his arms fall off

A deck of cards exploded, causing the galaxy to form, and subsequently the earth and human beings.

A man's throat has been cut and he is bleeding spaghetti and meatballs